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I didn't used to think karate was cool. But now that I have a son who is a second degree black belt, I've changed my mind. Karate has been amazing for him.
This leads to my real question for today: What is up with Chuck Norris? Why is he suddenly so popular and cool? Has he always been the most awesome man in the universe and I just wasn't paying attention?
Don't get me wrong. I love a good Chuck Norris joke as much as anyone. I'm simply trying to understand how it all got started. Who can explain to me the sudden Chuck Norris revival?
FREE BONUS JOKES:
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese . . . in French.
Any good ones you want to share?
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese . . . in French.
Any good ones you want to share?
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I have never heard any of those before, but I love them!!
ReplyDeleteMy favourite is:
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it!
Ha ha! I like the toilet gag! ;-D
ReplyDeleteI've only watched a couple of Chuck Norris films - it was a loooooong time ago!
Glad your son has benefited from the discipline that martial arts can instil in people!
Happy A-Z'ing!
SueH I refuse to go quietly!
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down.
ReplyDeleteIDK - I had students in 5th grade last year who thought he was the Bee's Knees. Like, they actually did artwork of Chuck Norris. I just didn't get it.
ReplyDeleteI won't post any Chuck Norris jokes, because I don't like them at all. However I have some more useful/interesting info for you.
ReplyDelete"I'm simply trying to understand how it all got started."
This video explains it very well - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmL3D4yxU90
Have you ever heard of Kickstart program founded by Chuck Norris?
Check this out - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chI4CpaH2uw
If you are interested to learn more about Chuck Norris, take a look at his biography video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D2wk3rSlKA
Hope it helps.
Good luck!
I love those jokes! I never knew there were so many.
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